Ego

BECAUSE YOU ARE SO NOSY

Name:
Vicki M.

Age:
Old enough to know I know nothing.

Height:
Toddlers look up.

Hair:
Not blond at all.

Eyes:
Stuffed olives.

Organ Donor:
You betcha.

Shoe Size:
Always sold out.

Education:
Self-Awarded Ph.D.
“Fascinating Theories Without Proof”

Occupation:
Occupying space.

Current Musings:
Games

NOW GO AWAY